This is a nice way to get somebody to buy your used 1990 Mercedes-Benz E-Class 2.6 sedan. Claim that you’re the descendant of the Savior. Okay, we don’t know if there’s any validity to it, but if you say that you’re the grandson of Jesus Christ, you’re pushing the envelope quite far here. I mean, you just used the Lord’s name in vain here. However, we kind of don’t blame the guy, especially with the hard times and all.
Now what would you be getting from the car being offered by Jesus’ grandson? Not much really. It’s got 54,000 miles under its name, a 6-cylinder gasoline engine, an automatic transmission, and a gaudy green exterior and gold interior. If this doesn’t cause you to shy away from it, you might like to know that the car doesn’t have a warranty and is located in Hagatna, Guam. And worse, you’ll have to fork out $100,000 to get it. Yup, even the most devout of Catholics would shake their heads in dismay at that price tag.
So, if you feel like getting a feel of what a (alleged) descendant of Jesus would drive, here’s your chance. Just try to make sure you’re purged of all your sins before getting in it. You never know what might happen the moment you get in the driver seat.
